jesus...(another rant off the mind)

[machinery]

Jesus just called. He got in a car wreck. The blood is no longer drinkable. The body can no longer be served; mangled, discouraged.

I wonder what he was driving, or if he was even driving. I mean cmon, it's Jesus we are talking about. He has to have some bodyguards, you know..like steroid angels.

But anyway, wouldn't Jesus look cute in a Volvo...or no, Jesus was a conservative man, he probably travels in a mini van. If Jesus can ration off a loaf of bread to feed many people, how many could he fit into his van?

Does he wear his seat belt? What type of music does he listen to when traveling? Maybe its some bootlegs of the disciples doing some a cappella, or maybe it's the continious hum of Mother Mary, or maybe it's the sound of a herd of sheep; grazing, laughing and getting slaugthered.

Maybe Jesus just got in a car wreck, and was simply struck un?con?scious - adj. - unable to see, hear, or otherwise sense what is going on, usually temporarily and often as a result of an accident or injury --- let us pray.

[This message has been edited by machinery (edited February 07, 2001).]

[parch]

not you but hey i'm posting shit that's not me so i guess i'll just have to deal w/ it. i'm gonna have to get used to different stuff from you. this took me off guard. i like the idea but i thought you were too slow..it read slow for me. i think you could find a way to speed this up...and maybe less questions....jesus is a great character isn't he?.....what a guy!
___---parch